Today I'll feed people with:

- Fried Beehoon
- Vege Stix
- White Chocolate Cheesecake

Carbohydrates, Fibre and Chocolate. Three of the five main food groups. Nubbad.

Alcohol and Protien up to April and SY to provide.

What is YOUR New Year Resolution?

Mine is the same every year - Work hard, get As/Distinctions - so I'm just an unoriginal nerd.

So this year, I thought I'd try to come up with more interesting resolutions:
1. Every time people say, "Oh, so you want to be a leepotter, huh," to me, I'll respond, "No, actually, I want to breed a race of super intelligent gerbils to run up all the arses of humankind and TAKE OVER THE WORLD"

2. The next time someone laughs or jests me about my height, I kick them in the nuts/ nipple cripple them.

3. Say "I AM THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US," when I am in an elevator, just for the fun of it.

What do you think?

Oh, and Happy New Year by the way. Sheesh, another year gone!

Just watched Blue Crush. Yeah. Was COERCED into it... FORCED I tells ya. It was freezing in the cinema, there were a bunch of sniggering 13 year-olds and they played Venga Boys songs before the movie started. My version of Hell.

The scenery and the waves stole the show. As for plot... what plot? Sheesh.

We could have watched TTT again or some Indian show, but nooooo, we had to watch Blue Crush. But I still love you April, even though you are a sap. You're my favourite sap in the world. *beams*

Just please, no more shows like this please. I have a reputation to upkeep love.

I'm BORED damnit. I just realised I haven't used the B word in a long time and it's ironic that I'm BORED when I'm back home and surrounded by so many things to do and so many people to meet. But I'm still BORED. And sleepy and cranky. Pretty much a repeat of yesterday's shitty mood.

Candice just set up applications for a temporary boyfriend on her blog. Good idea! Please read the following carefully and apply if you fit my requirements.


SEEKING one of the following: Green Pet Dragon / Legolas Look-a-like / Temporary Man Slave

Must be able to:
- Hold decent conversations (Going uh-huh, right, yah, all the time does not count)
- Appreciate good music (by good music, I mean MY music)
- Dress in a manner that is appropriate for public viewing (short shorts/ Man U jersey/ jeans about to fall off ass are OUT)
- Adhere to rules of hygiene (Toothpaste, Soap, Shave, Shower = good things done daily)
- Follow contemporary customs of etiquette ("Woman make me a sandwich", picking nose in public, grunting and belching are not signs of manliness)
- Put up with One Psycho Biatch (i.e, Me)

In return, I promise not to singe eyebrows or kick nuts when I'm pissed. I also promise to not to steal any underpants and pin them up on a noticeboard with "[insert your name]: I AM A STUD" written in day glo paint on it. While I'm promising acts of non-violence, I also might as well promise not to abuse YOU, Dear Applicant, too much as well.

I feed people well, if that helps...

I think this site's quite cute.

I'm bored and I'm sleepy. And I feel like twirling around till my head spins and my legs tangle and I fall down in a heap giggling. But I'm cranky and mean and all I want to do is sit here and let the radiation from my laptop get me. Hopefully it fries my eyeballs and synapses.


One can only hope...

This is kinda sick in a pervy kinda way.

Thanks Redzman... you pervert

What's Playing: Heartache Every Moment - Him

From lashes to ashes
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I'm lost
And no heaven can help us
Ready, willing and able
To lose it all
For a kiss so fatal
And so worn

Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you

And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up
'Cause there's no smile of an angel
Without the wrath of god

Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment
Baby with you
My darling with you

From lashes to ashes
And from lust to dust
In your sweetest torment
I am lost
And we sense the danger
But don't wanna give up

Oh it's heartache every moment
From the start 'til the end
It's heartache every moment
With you
Deeper into our heavenly suffering
Our fragile souls are falling
It's heartache every moment with you
That's right

My New Favourite Phrases:

Chiew kana kah, kah kana lum par (Arms like legs, legs like testicles)

Giah lum pah chut lai tom to'teng (Take out one's testicles and and bang them on the table)

Got eye so no or-yee-or (To have eyes, but to not see the mountain [Tai Sun/Tarzan])

Extracted from the Coxford Singlish Dictionary

*Roffle*

Okay, okay, I've been a grinch. Christmas is ghey and loathesome. But to all my friends who've I've met up with since I've been back, to the ones I promise to meet, the new people I've met, the friends I've yet to meet, I hope you had a nice Christmas.
It's not about the prezzies or the size of your guestlist, where you've been partying or whose knickers/jocks you got into. It's about renewing the bonds of friendships and being thankful for those special people in your life. It is also about getting people totally smashed and taking incriminating pictures of them. Oooo, and stuffing your face till you're near comatose. *Ahem* So before I lose what little shred of Christmas Cheer I have, Merry X'ass one and all.

And the Winner of the Drunk X'ass SMS is....

"Happy Boxing Day, do you want a box?"

WAHAHAHAA! Woohooo!!! LOTR p0rn

Thanks Nats!

hate Hate HATE HATE Christmas. Time of Giving and Sharing my arse. Time of shoving and pushing and last minute mindless purchases and stupid ghey carolling and fake-o cheer and plastic reindeer. Bah humbug, I say! BAH HUMBUG!

If you haven't read The Very Secret Diaries of The Lord of The Rings, go now!


Legolas is my fancy!
What's your fancy? Click here and tell the world!
*beams* I am a Pervy Elf Fancier and I'm not ashamed of it! Go Legolas!

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl this year. Please give me one Pretty Elf Boy for Christmas. Preferably with own bow and arrow and a special power. No Bad Hair Days or Shiny Golden Locks Forever would be appreciated. Charming Winsome Smile also good. Please make him small enough to fit into my pocket. Thank You.

HELLO BABY! Arooooogah! *pant pant*



But lose the shirt honey... stripes and frills so 80's Madonna.

Bleargh. 5 hours of Karaoke today. My uncle opened a Karaoke lounge. Woah. I've had enough K for a long long time.

Just caught LOTR: The Two Towers. FWAAAAR! So good! Will endeavour to watch it as many times as I can. From now on, any movie date by default will mean Legolas beoing session. w00t!

Oh yeah. The movie was good too! ("p)

Mummy installed this monster in the bathroom. She was so excited for me to try our new 'spa'. Spa, schma. As my brother would say, it turns bath time into a battlefield. I suppose for normal sized people the nozzles provide invigorating hydrotheraphy and a refreshing massage. Me? I just get a face full of water. See that blue nozzle at the middle? That's where yours truly's head comes up to. Sometimes I wish mummy didn't try to pamper me quite so much.

Oh yeah. I got that freelance job. *Runs into a wall* Stupid Stupid Stupid. Why am I such an idjit? *sulkily returns to analyising annual reports* Ngao Hia!

Digital Art

creation . choo choo . texture . kiss . Optimus Prime . spiral

Jerk Your Own Adventure!

***THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

We three terrors of the skies and earth will unleash our forces on the streets of Orchard Road today. Like the Charmed ones, together we are unstoppable, unlike the Charmed ones, the Wonderbra doesn't count as a secret weapon. You have been warned.

*Jitters with excitement* April, SY and I haven't been together since Feb! Soooo excited to see them both. Have I mentioned that I've known them since primary 2? Yes? Well, I'm telling you again! I've known them for 14 years! I love you guys! *hugs, slobbery smooches*

EEP! I didn't do too well at all on this *test. I always knew I was wired wrong. But I think my money-back guarantee expired ages ago. *sigh*

*Test link courtesy of Mistress of Darkness, Styra

My light has gone disco. Here I sit in the evening gloom, typing at 3 characters per minute waiting for the bulb to be fixed. *doo di dum*

LMAO...damn crazy koreans!

DAGNAMIT! I got my results back. Got Ds. Where have all the HDs gone? Where?! *screams to the heavens*

By the by, Ds are distinctions. HDs are high distinctions. So, I didn't do too shabbily. But still... *mopes* I still get a turn when I say I get a D. That's years of ingrained Singaporean grading system for you... *bleah*

I'm off for a short interview/briefing later. Hoping to freelance for an environmental magazine. Am thankful I was super neurotic and hauled back bits of my portfolio from Sydney. Phew.

April is back from Melbourne! Yay! We three terrors are back together again, nothing can stop us now! Nothing! NOTHING I TELLS YA! okay, mebbe a good bout of shopping, gossiping and indulging might slow us down... but we're off to wreak havoc in the streets! Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Cue: evil laugh *Muahahaha-coff-hahahahahaha*

Damn sore throat! Curses!

*slinks away moodily*

I am these poets O_O


You are Carl Sandburg
You see the world in a different way than your peers and are able to find beauty in the most unusual places!



You are Robert Frost
You've had your fair share of acclaim and criticism. You have the desire to share your thoughts and knowledge with others. You view life as a challenge that you are prepared for! Nature inspires you.


You are Dorothy Parker
You are cynical, bitter, and bitchy! Too bad you are so preoccupied with love and unhappy with life. It's okay, your wit has made you very popular. By the way, aren't all men pigs?


You are Sylvia Plath
No matter how much you struggle, you can't manage to shake off depression. You use symbolism to express yourself and have a knack for getting the most out of gas ovens.


You are Maya Angelou
You have a strong sense of self and have faith in your abilities. You are an optimist and believe that things can get better if people work together. You also have faith in humanity.


You are e.e. cummings
Your use of the English language is not bound to any grammatical or even logical standards. You live your life with rhythym and passion and find yourself constantly searching for meaning by traveling or in new relationships.

Take the Which Poet are You? Quiz - brought to you out of boredom and pretention!

Skinner-merrinky dinky-dink, Skinner-merrinky doo, I wuv you
Skinner-merrinky dinky-dink, Skinner-merrinky doo, I wuv you

I wuv you in the morning, and in the afternoon
I wuv you in the evening and underneath the moon!

Skinner-merrinky dinky-dink, Skinner-merrinky doo, I wuv you
Skinner-merrinky dinky-dink, Skinner-merrinky doo, I wuv you

(accompanying actions)

More more kooky song and dance routines, say hello to Tikus!

*Roffles* I'm gonna tease him till he dies ("p)

Can you say EWWW?

*feels a little sick*

Does this sound lewd?

[11:18] noogs> i turned my dangling blobby into a thrusting dangling blobby which makes it look even scarier

Make a thrusting dangling blobby of your own! Call 1800-Soda-Play

Watched Die Another Day. Hmmm... yeah. Cool cars man! Other than that, it was pretty predictable, especially the jokes *yawn*. That Madonna song is in my head now. I think it rocks! I think she looked really good too. I want her outfit! >.<

G'morning d00ds. Man, I'm sleepy. Cranky crank crank. Anyhoo, I've got piccies here. Check out Anime@UTS and look for MortandPoohLove, them's the sweetest couple.

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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WORSHIP ME!

Bleah. Feeling sluggish. Had a long nap and dreamt I was back in Sydney. Woke up to the orchestra of another afternoon thunderstorm. It's been a slow day, I feel like I'm moving though syrup. Sticky, muggy, wet weather.

What's Playing: Gone with the Sin - Him

Woah oh oh oh oh my baby, how beautiful you are
Woah oh oh oh oh my darling, completely torn apart
You're gone with the sin my baby, and beautiful you are

Went shopping today! Bought a top, jeans and CDs! The new Sigur Ros album is beautiful!

The K tradition lives on even in Sg. Gloom, Mocs and I sat outside Borders and sang... twas a pity no one dropped us any change. Bah!

I am so friggin sleepy, but the gargantuan mug of coffee I had this evening is keeping me hyper. I am bouncing off the walls. *Boing!*

OH YAR! I bought the SUEDE tickets today. Woohoo! *punches air in delight, falls over holding onto sprained shoulder, continues whooping for joy while prostate on floor*

And they play Australia after Singapore. I may be able to watch them again! *blissed out smile*

Stupid ghey humidity. Feeling really sapped and lethargic. Sitting in my room with the aircon on at full blast is making me feel slightly sick. Stupid ghey weather.

On the other hand... Authentic hawker food is the bestest best best thing (with cherry on top). *burp*

Still, stupid ghey heat does nothing for my appetite.

/edit: I am such a pansy "p

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Mum's reaction was priceless, she looked like she saw a ghost. Her eyes went all wide and she was speechless for 1 minute at least, a rare thing for her. Of course the admonitions started once she determined I was real, pinchable and bitable. She threw me over her shoulder and carried me around for about 5 minutes.
Off to granny's now... check back soon. Broadband rawks!

I'm leaving for the airport in a couple of hours. It's a gloomy, overcast, drizzly, grey day. Brett's urging me to go dance in the rain. Should I?

Come out tonight, in the puddles
Splash some love across the sky
Just you and I bursting bubbles
As the sky is about to cry

When the rain falls
There's magic in our lives
When the rain falls
We're happy deep inside
When the rain falls
It cleans away the corners of our minds

Hmmm.... I wonder what this is...

Blogger is pissing me off!

In other news, I counted 22 bruises on my legs. o_O

Bleah! I just spent the last 4 over hours cleaning. And by cleaning I mean cleaning the likes of Chinese New Year and Christmas and Kill All Germs day in an intensive care unit all rolled into one. Man! I'm beat! Let's see those roaches try to re-infest my house now!

Went for korean BBQ and bowling yesterday. Yes, it was an eat-all-you-can, No, I still haven't learnt my lesson about overeating, Yes, a buffet is a personal challange to your family name, liable to disgrace you, your family and your ancestors all to way to the apes. Meh.

Bowling was fun! I surpassed my personal best of 50 and was even able to wow everyone with my special skill. I am the Gutterball Goddess. Respect!

After bowling we drove around and hung out in the car. Car karaoke is a concept that has heaps of marketing potential I tell you. We even did us some travelling to The Sticks, all of a few hundred metres from real honest to goodness bushland and did more hanging out in the car. It was kinda strange seeing as we were all of 10 metres outside my friend's house.

The Sticks is not to be confused with The Shire - which is down south. Sticks and Shire people live near bushland and a common reaction to the bush fires just 5 houses down is, "oh yeah, the fire's like 4 houses and a school away. Meh." I wonder if moving is a concept.

Went clubbing last night. Finally! Decent music! It was brilliant, especially towards the end. Feeties hurt like a mofo after. Funny how they only hurt after you stop dancing. My plan next time is to never stop dancing. EVER! *muahahahaha*

test test *prods blogger* KICK KICK KICK

You're fire! In general you're not a mean person but you can be very quick tempered, and boy, WHAT A TEMPER YOU CAN HAVE. You are angered very easily and you sometimes have anti-social habits.




What element are you?

"In general you're not a mean person". *Guffaws* Yeah right! Anyway, on the subject of fire, I could smell smoke last night. Could hear fire engines zoom off way into the night too. Yikes!

Will I never learn?! Overate again today... sigh. The Sydney Fish Market is an evil place of temptation.


The six seafood lovers gluttons



No more oysters.... nooooooooooooo

Getcha Coraline Wallpaper here!

Your Sweet Voice

You sweet voice
Lets me know there is a choice
Please me slow
Oh, Much more slowly than that

And when we danced
We danced warm cheek to cold cheek
A sideways glance
I knew you were looking at him

I can't call you a friend
Cause when you left me here
You left me here to die
Don't worry I wont call you again
Cause when I take a hint
I take it pretty hard
And when you broke my heart
you broke it into shards of glass

The telephone yells out
At me to wake
I won't be blamed
For someone else's mistakes
It's your sweet voice
Sounding cheery and warm
It breaks my heart
But I summon up all my charm

Can I call you my friend?
It's been so long
Since we have talked
and I miss you
Don't worry I'm over you right now
So my feelings wont get in the way of it
Oh, I miss the way we talked
about the little things

*sigh*

It was friggin hot today! Bush fires erupted in the North of Sydney and caused electrical malfunctions. Was at the museum and in the city and the lights were flickering. Woah.

Almost fried to a crisp in town, but it was worth braving the heat to see the Picasso Exhibition and buy The Reindeer Section's Son of the Evil Reindeer I'm very happy and am in love with Your Sweet Voice.

Stupid ass blogger. My posts are not updating properly.

*Sulk* Silverchair tickets were all sold out in the space of less than 2 hours edit: 6 minutes. Bah!

Holy Crap!

Note to self: Coffee is evil and only hits when you least want it to. Great, now I can't sleep. *taps fingers frantically on table* Where IS everyone? It's only like 2am man!

*groans* d00ds, I feel sick. I'm never eating again. Ever. I swear. Bleah.

I also swear never to say d00d again, d00ds. Damn! Damn j00 all compsci nerds. Damn j00 all!!! *vomits*

Today I:

1) Ate too much dim sum (am never eating another egg tart for a long long time)
2) Watched Harry Potter
3) Said, "serially", "d00d" and "you reckon" way to many times. Serially d00ds, I reckon I gotta stop saying all that

Someone said I remind them of Moaning Myrtle. *grimace* Really? Note: Jon, no you cannot share my toilet if you die "p

ROFFLE This is is what ensued during Saturday's coup. Mad Monkey Man Loving. :::Warning: Disturbing Images:::

Important Announcement: Please note that any ICQ messages sent out on Sat night may have not have originated from me. My house was overrun with people all bigger than me and my laptop was seized in the coup. Messages like the two below (exhibit A and B) as you can see, are not in my usual style of writting. Especially observe awkward use of 'la'.

heh.

Watched a movie-length edition of Xena Warrior Princess last night. Whoops, I meant Brotherhood of the Wolf. *lol* I remember someone telling me that it was an :awesome: show. Awesome, I dunno, entertaining, rather. Indulgent, very!

Been travelling around the suburbs of Sydney a lot. Suburbia is like the Singapore heartland, it looks the same to me, where ever I am, only, instead of mazes of blocks of cookie-cutter flats, it's dark, wide, winding streets flanked by broad, squat individual houses with sprawling lawns.

And stars! I haven't a stars in such a long time. I have forgotten just how beautiful they are. Standing there, neck craned heavenward, lost in sparkling, twinkling telepathy, you feel so small suddenly, dwarfed and overwhelmed by the immense universe. You get a damn crick in your neck too, but that's just a reminder of your human fallibility. The stars still shine, though long dead, to offer silent solace in a pitch-black night.